I hope that The Chaser did not beat me to this one, but I decided to
personally deliver John Winston Howard his official notice to vacate
Kirribilly House by Order of the Australian people yesterday.
There was much movement at the House as many friends and relatives of the
former PM gathered to commiserate his exit from power. I thought that since he
was never meant to live there in the first place, he needed a brash reminder
to vacate the premises.
There was such a great feeling of euphoria amoungst locals around
the scenic waters of Kirribilly and Millsons point. I recieved much
encouragement. Unfortunately the armed security guard stopped me handing the
notice directly into the hands the Lying rodent, he good humouredly took the
letter for me, but rest assued, former First lady janette looked on
uncomfortably from the background as she stood in the salubrious
surrounds of her front driveway.
I love it!
"We will ride, ride, ride one more mile...Let's
Ride!"
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