[ALEXEI]

Damn, I'm forty-one!

Bruce Robertson <the_oil_fish at yahoo.ca> wrote:

Greetings Virile Workers and Potential Donors,
 
Here's one from beyond the mystic portal, and I swear I am not making this
up.
 
Our local university and CBC radio is advertising for sperm donors. A
fertility clinic in Albury, NSW, Australia is so desperate for sperm donors
that they are recruiting in Calgary. The 'lucky' volunteers will receive a
free round trip ticket to Oz, paid accomodations in Albury and a CAD $150 per
diem. All this in echange for making donations every second day for two weeks.
After meeting his obligations, the weary but satisfied donor is free to roam
the countryside, with or without his beloved apparatus.
 
So where are all those red-blooded Australian males? Apparently NSW just
passed a law requiring donors to register, thus raising potential issues of
paternity, confidentiality, etc. This caused Ozzie men to stay away in
droves.
 
The connection to Calgary? One of the clinic staff is a Calgarian. So if
you're between 18-40, fit, willing to have your information recorded, and
desiring to do your bit to propogate the race, log on to CBC and follow the
links.
 
cheers,
 
bruce in calgary, fertility capital of the world





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