[Powderworks] Chemical Ali, man or myth?
Michael
mbtigger@charter.net
Fri, 11 Apr 2003 22:04:01 -0700
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Thank you Beth!
I am rolling on the floor almost peeing my pants after reading this one. =
All the times I have used any radioactivity or toxic materials proves =
the point. I am going to get a LOT of Milage out of that joke....
Michael=20
How do you identify chemists?
They're the ones washing their hands BEFORE they go to the bathroom.
- Beth
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Thank you Beth!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I am rolling on the floor almost peeing =
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Michael</FONT> </DIV>
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